Women we haven't met yet

[Andrew]

I was at a nightclub in leicester square tonight. Haven’t been out clubbing in London for ageeesss but as usual I was out with 4 guys.. D: Anyways, there’s no hiding it when you are a single guy (or for some it doesn’t matter) you’re in a club with sexy bitches you automatically think of how you can pull. But alas, contrary to popular knowledge a noisey club is probably the last place you can meet a girl without coming off as sleazy, plus its loud and you can’t hear her name or where she’s from.. I know I’m not just speaking for just myself here but many night you go home empty handed you feel like a loser dick piece of shit. Well I did.

So I was sitting on the tube back home and there was this girl who changed two train lines with me. There was a smile and what not, she had headphones on and so did I. I just kept thinking to myself, maybe this is like a sign for a chance or something because I left the club earlier than my friends so I could bump into a girl I could strike up a conversation with. Then my mind wanders to how I could start talking to her. Now I though she looked like she was into music.. why not give her a CD? Funny enough the copies I had with me were for my friend mark who forgot to get them off me before I left. Yet another sign it was fate or whatever.

By the time I worked up to courage the train was filled with people and she got off at Liverpool Street. I go back home and cry myself to sleep.

Share your sad stories.. it dosnt have to be women. Just lost chances I guess.

[the_gay_van]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v160/the_gave/Videocallsnapshot1.png

She's waiting for me... But, I don't know if we're right for each other?

You, Andrew, are an idiot.

So many fucking signs.

[Andrew]

She's pretty man. high five.

You're in for a treat she's wearing anal beads.

I'm not an idiot Gavin. I just like men.

edit: what do you mean she's waiting for you? go wreck that 14 yr old ass!

[Racho]

Sometimes I wish I liked dick because it would be easier.

I'm constantly set up for disappointment...my relationship track record is so evident of how pathetic it all ends up being.

Moody bitches who are scared of the concept of opening up to someone else, drugs and intimacy issues that surpass my cosmic understanding of human interaction. What is the fucking point of it all? Why is lust and romance so pivotal to my general state of happiness? Yet every time I'm convinced that things are as good as it gets, they blow up almost instantaneously in my face. It's always this feeling of the worst deja vu ever, and I feel like I'm always tricking myself into falling in love. Now I'm just scared (HORRIFIED) of the idea of liking and caring for someone so much that they give me a high and brighten up my days with every moment that I share with them.

So really, that perfect girl doesn't exist out there. It's like looking for the holy grail. It's always compromises after compromises and settling for what's good at the present moment.

At least I know that Ill never meet her and if I start comparing someone to her idyll then that's when I have to kick myself in the face and realize the mistake I'm making.

[Andrew]

Im so horny who wants sex chat?!

[the_gay_van]

She's in CA. I'm not going to CA until late June.

For the record she's 19. And her ass has probably already been wrecked. But what the hey.

[Andrew]

go get your dick wet then oj simpson

[Jon]

edit: what do you mean she's waiting for you? go wreck that 14 yr old ass!


stop stealing my lines

[Andrew]

I couldn't properly quote you!
if i could i would, that was one of the best things you have probably ever said.

[Andrew]

Second, don't be all "whenever you're not busy." It's so...submissive. You're the man, you make the decisions. Say "this Friday, bring your A game, I expect tomfoolery of the highest order."

Then she'll probably chuckle or something. Be demanding and decisive, but also funny too. It worked for me this past weekend

One of these 3 girls I'm sort of seeing wanted to meet up last weekend (the other two were out of town shhhh). I said sure and we'd meet up at a certain place. She failed to meet me there, so I basically said via text

"I'm leaving, this is bs. You find me when you are ready to make time for me."

she replies back, after i've already basically gone to bed, watching the Wire

"omg i'm so sorry my phone died"

to which I replied

"uh huh...well im already in bed watching the wire so you missed your chance"

and then she said

"why cant i watch it with u?"

jackpot.

"because im in bed, how do i know youre going to hang out?"

her: "i proooooooooomise promise promise"

me: "ill pick you up in 3 minutes. if you're not there i'm turning around, and i'm not waiting"

her: "ok you got it"

right as i get in the car i get another text

her: "im looking forward to it"

we didn't end up watching the wire

my point...don't put up with bullshit. girls will test you. if you comply w/ their bs tests, they know they can do whatever they want and not get you in the sack, so they can feel sexy without having to "give it up."

for the record, we've hung out a total of 3 times, a total of 1.5 hrs probably before we "didn't watch the wire". so you can certainly escalate quickly.

perhaps its my total nonchalance and despise of the female race right now dealing with a serious breakup...maybe its new-found confidence...but either way its an attitude of the total ability to walk away at a moments notice and never speak to her again. not giving a damn if i say the wrong thing or look stupid or really care about anything that a woman would do to try and fuck with me. perhaps, in a twisted way, she liked that i was punishing her for her insuborination, and she wanted a man who would "teach her a lesson" and take control.

either way it worked. and now one of the other girls is back and i'm dishing the same thing out to her, and we're meeting up later in the week.

JUST MAN UP AND DON'T GIVE A FUCK

Saw this on the boreds, a coolbrag but nonetheless good advice. this dude is like the 'hitch' of the boreds haha. I love the closing line.

[Andrew]

hey andrew,
alex gave me a copy of your cd.. listened to it a few times now and i think it's really good! next time i see you i want to hear you live!
.. i have also been trying to sing to my guitar and write something.. but i definitely need more practice in both haha.
i don't really know cause i am always too shy to play in front of anyone.
see you
a

[21:31:26] Andrew says:
anna
[21:31:42] Andrew says:
some chick friends with my friend
[21:32:23] Graeme says:
coolieo
[21:32:37] Graeme says:
gonna give her some private lessons ??
[21:33:23] Andrew says:
lol
[21:33:25] Andrew says:
omg
[21:33:33] Andrew says:
should write that?
[21:33:36] Andrew says:
hahaa
[21:33:46] Graeme says:
haha why not
[21:34:16] Andrew says:
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1524/173/120/1003103189/n1003103189_234189_7260.jpg
[21:34:29] Andrew says:
im giggling
[21:34:44] Graeme says:
hahahah
[21:34:45] Graeme says:
why ?
[21:34:57] Andrew says:
nthing shes hot
[21:35:00] Andrew says:
haha
[21:36:18] Graeme says:
haha you can get her to join your bang
[21:36:21] Graeme says:
band
[21:36:27] Graeme says:
so youcan do hard core solos

[the_gay_van]

Omg she reminds me of uma thurman.

Mine, not yours.

That said I think she already has me around her finger. She had a bit of a strop today when I told her a girl was coming round for dinner!

I think I'm in love...

[Racho]

Oooo you go boys!

[Andrew]

i think the best date is taking them to a cool place where you know everyone, that they would never ever ever go to otherwise. I took this really cute french-canadian girl to this little sushi stand that my uncle and his old drinking buddies go to. It was fucking amazing, they are all 60+, and they love to buy beers, talk about the old days and joke around. We chilled there until 3am, just listening to their stories as they teased us and we teased back... Totally unique and amazing experience to have for someone who (like me) is visiting taiwan.... Back home i always take dates to this ethiopian restaurant that i used to live next door to, they all know me by name and its like being with family... We can go after it "closes" and its super super cool and totally different.

Bring her to a place where you can show her something new! Thats romantic, i think. Dont just go for coffee, shes probably been on a million coffee dates, have coffee later.


hmmmm

[the_gay_van]

how would he know a bunch of people at the sushi stand if he's visiting taiwan?

what the fuck?

[Gray Gray]

maybe his uncle lives there or sumthing ... or maybe hes lying for epeen points ...

[Joe]

yeah man hes visiting taiwan or whatever, his uncle probably lives there, and goes to that sushi bar!